I took my purse with me that day. Inside, it had two Snapple caps, a pack of hand wipes, and a wallet. Inside the wallet, there were 3 dollars, a library card, a rec center card, a phone card, and a bunch of loose change. When I left that day, I had 2 dollars, a couple of coins, and all those cards in the wallet. I had a King-Sized 3 Musketeers bar in the purse, along with all that other stuff. What a hassle it was! It was just an ordinary evening, I had gone out shopping at Walgreens ...

Do you believe in idiots? Idiots are like fairies. Elusive creatures, and they actually do exist. Only, fairies are uncommon. Idiots, however, are everywhere. The most common place for idiots to nest in is a classroom or other place of learning. It's usually unwilling, when an idiot arrives at this place. Some of you may know what it's like to teach an idiot, imbecile, twit, or any other word for "brainless being"? If so, move on. For the rest of you, this is a description of the...